Christmas cheer!

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=145 BGCOLOR="#3366CC" TEXT="#080000" background="096ff483.gif"> <div> <B><IMG SRC="09f54490.gif" border=0 width="84" height="73" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <bR> <div> <B><IMG SRC="0a682910.gif" border=0 width="130" height="145" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></div> <div> <B> <embed src="HTMLobj-169/merrychristmas.wav" autostart="true" hidden="true">  </B></div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" background="097ff483.gif"> <div> <B>Christmas cheer!</B></div> <div> <IMG SRC="098f0050.gif" border=0 width="496" height="5" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> In the intrests of being a complete cheapskate, and being far to tight to send out Christmas cards....</div> <bR> <div> <B>MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE!</B></div> <bR> <div> Friendship is something we all treasure</div> <div> At this time of year thoughts go out to all those friendly people we've met over the years and how dull life would be without them.</div> <bR> <div>  <a href="HTMLobj-164/crimbomsg.html"><u>Click here for Andy's message - it should play in RealAudio</u> </a>  </div> <bR> <div> Brightly wrapped toys and chocolate coins</div> <div> away from nookie, neglected loins</div> <div> Turkey and sprouts have been bought in bulk</div> <div> old farts in the corner starting to sulk</div> <div> Enjoying the spirit and well rested snooze</div> <div> I'll be attacking the stash of booze</div> <div> Not to smile is considered a crime</div> <bR> <div> enjoy it - it's here</div> <div> Christmas time</div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> The sound file which is loading is a little message and music to all, give it a chance to load it's worth it.</div> <div> Thanks again to Tony from Terrorvision for taking a break to talk to me at the Sunderland gig.</div> <div> Music on the clip includes Offspring and Terrorvision (clip of their new single)</div> <bR> <div> Check out the Terrorvision homepage</div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.terrorvision.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.terrorvision.com"><U>http://www.terrorvision.com</U></A></div> <bR> <div> and of course my humble attempt at a web page</div> <div> <A HREF="http://drink.to/much.vodka" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://drink.to/much.vodka"><U>http://drink.to/much.vodka</U></A></div> <bR> <div> Sorry about the quality of the sound on the clip, I had to down-sample it as much as possible so it would take less time to get onto your computers.. but you get the idea</div> <bR> <div> Enjoy the holidays everyone!</div> <div> And if you're feeling extra nice, go to my other web-page and sign my Guestbook.. go on make me feel wanted</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0a7c8900.gif" border=0 width="200" height="400" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="0a867a20.gif" border=0 width="359" height="162" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div>    </div> <div>    </div> <bR> <bR> <bR> <bR> <div> Have a look at <A HREF="http://listen.to/tyneside" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://listen.to/tyneside"><U>http://listen.to/tyneside</U></A> and say hello Mr John Watson, who has been kind enough to link to this page in the spirit of Christmas.</div> <div> Wot a nice chap!</div> </td> </tr></table></body>